Note to self:

Showering at the same time as my neighbor results in less than desirable water pressure.

Scratch that.

Showering at the same time that my neighbor bathes with her tiny excuse for a dog results in less than desirable water pressure.

Now, I love animals as much as the next person, and I’m a huge fan of multitasking. But you’ll never catch me bathing with my dog. Come on, people!